International Festival of Authors announces roster of authors for fall festival
Authors at Harbourfront Centre has announced the preliminary line-up for the 34th annual International Festival of Authors (IFOA), October 24 to November 3, 2013.
Trophy husband doesn’t make the cut
Jun 14, 2013
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Here then are sure signs that your career as a “trophy husband” may be coming to an end - click headline or photo
Laughlines: O Canada, Stompin’ Tom style
May 17, 2013
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Send the column to every Canadian you know and three you don’t. I look forward to singing with you this July 1 - click headline or photo
Laughlines: Stubbs – the world’s first feline mayor
Apr 24, 2013
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It seems nobody in town has a bad thing to say about the mayor except occasionally he misses his litter box and once he showed up at a council meeting with a... - click headline or photo
50 ways to kill your lover
Mar 29, 2013
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Now approaching 70 years of age, Mille earned the nickname of “The Internet Black Widow” when she met another man from Florida through an online dating service. I’m guessing Millie did not list one of her hobbies as killing hubbies - click headline or photo
Time stood still in bank line
Mar 01, 2013
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Heads down, the tellers were oblivious to the milling crowd. They might well have been napping - click headline or photo
William Thomas Laughlines: Writing so bad, it’s brilliant
Feb 06, 2013
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“As the young officer studied the oak door, he was reminded of his girlfriend.." - click headline or photo to find out why
LAUGHLINES: This raccoon met his match
Jan 16, 2013
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I want to drown this chubby little varmint in a vat of ketchup - click headline or photo
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Dec 29, 2012
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Margaret Mead and me: no relation
Nov 28, 2012
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I gave him that look, the one I inherited from my mother, the one that says “Seriously, how thick are you? One to 10? I need an answer now.” - click headline or photo
Laughlines: FOR SALE - This column, like new, hardly read
Sep 21, 2012
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"Wedding Dress For Sale. Like new. Worn just once by mistake." - click headline or photo for more creative classifieds
